Out Of My Mind Advertising And Related Mischief
Mission
Statement:
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Practice Free Advice
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The Learning By Doing Method

After 35 Years in Sales and Marketing,
My Flip-Top Head is Chock Full of Experience!

Experience in Sales
My Previous Employers Used Their Own Marketing Shortcuts to Consistently Put Me In The Position to Ask for The Order

Experience in Advertising and Public Relations
I Learned How People Think, How Opinions Get Formed and How Decisions Get Made:
Keys to Any Successful Marketing Shortcut

An Abundance of Sales and Marketing Experience - Now Available to Help You Plan Your Marketing Shortcut! Why Not Let Me Make Fun Of Your Marketing? Free Consultation
Steeda Autosports
PR Maven
Street Beasts
Marketing Director
Out Of My Mind
Proprietor
Swami Raj
Certified Bait Psychic
WOZN-FM
General Manager
Out Of My Mind
Proprietor
The ACME Agency
Partner
CW Media /
Comedy Warehouse

Hired Gun
WQFM-FM
Account Executive
Alternative
Publications

Sales Manager
David Hobbs Honda
Sales Representative
Wilde Honda
Sales Representative
American TV
TV & Video Consultant
Sequoia Supply
Outside Sales
Alpine
Building Supply

General Manager
Montrose Lumber
Crafty Beaver
Child's Play
My work path begins
 
"The harder you work, the luckier you get."
-McAlexander
This autosports manufacturer stressed work ethic, enthusiasm and genuine love of automobiles in the interview. In addition to the titled duties shown, I took photos, wrote installation instructions, helped with a charity auction and experienced the company's products first hand on a 130 mph thrill ride around historic Sebring International Raceway with the 1990 GTU Driving Champion at the wheel!

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Over a five year span at Innovative Street Machines I became Marketing Director, having previously served the same employer in Technical Support and in Telephone Sales. Grew sales of 'half a car in a box' from under 20 per month to over 50 per month by understanding clearly what the guy spending over $10,000 was really buying.

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Clients in Key West included the local GM /Nissan dealer and a splendid assortment of bars and restaurants. They required help with everything from events to employee incentives to television production and print layout, so once again I flipped my top, rolled up my sleeves, and went to work.

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What started as a gag with Brother Kent, my partner on the Lethal Breakfast Morning Program, as we were departing the Ozone has since grown into a cottage industry. Who knew?

This is the kind of shenanigans I pull when left with too much idle time on my hands.

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Shortly after arriving in Key West, I found gainful employment as an Account Executive at WOZN. When promoted to General Manager, revenues grew by 20% annually. Had fun doing the news as Uncle Rog, too. Re-branded the station and increased advertising base. Coordinated budget, staff, promotions and sales. Swept up and turned out the light when I left at night. Sadly, after three years the station was sold to a broadcaster who automated. Attended the RAB convention in Dallas before the station was sold. Met Pam Lontos, and got to see Chris Lytle again, and say thanks! He figured out what the A.A.N.G. on my Ozone card stood for in about three seconds, too.

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Eventually I opened my own agency, and forged another partnership with two artist friends. Placed over $500K in media annually for clients ranging from fine jewelers to a municipal government to bars and race tracks. A stunt featuring the attempt of a Chicago radio station's morning show team to jump a motorcycle with a school bus gained national TV exposure for my drag strip client. And a single press release for another client moved over 400 cell phones in one month, and resulted in the service provider modifying their commission structure.

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"It was two, two, two jobs in one!"

CW MEDIA: Billing more than doubled when I was hired by a one-man shop in Hales Corners. Clients ranged from gun shops to ski hills to jewelry stores. And the Catholic Church, where we "Gave away a car for Jesus".

COMEDY WAREHOUSE: Wrote, voiced and produced nationally syndicated parody songs, comedy bits and provided live phoners to on-air personalities in the U.S. & Canada. Parody spots for "Saddam-Eleven" convenience stores, and a parody of Digital Underground's "Humpty Dance" aired during the first Gulf War. Attended the first of many Zig Ziglar and Brian Tracy seminars while working at the Warehouse, where Mark Tuschel is still Head Custodian.

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Traded "the new-guy's list" for unclaimed motorsport and hospitality prospects. Got to write and voice spots, including some for the local drag strip."Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!" Attended Walter Hailey's Power of Persuasion Boot Camp in Plano, Texas and the Chris Lytle Radio Sales Seminar while working there.

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My first media job was as Sales Rep for API. Upon promotion to Sales Manager, we increased revenues significantly, moving from red ink to black, permitting the move from bi-weekly to weekly publishing. Began building client relationships that would follow me through various media positions all the way to my own shop.

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Sold automobiles at Wilde Honda, and for British race car driver David Hobbs. Attended the Wisconsin Auto Truck Dealers Association training course and the went through the Stuker Phone Sales Program at Wilde, where Wally Martschenke demonstrated the Silent Close.

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American was the 7th largest electronics retailer in the nation when I worked there. Personally ranked fifth in the video department overall, I was first in satellite systems and other high tech a/v installations. Received some of my earliest sales and motivational training while working there, including the One Minute Salesman course.

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Outside sales - wholesale building materials. Stepped into the lowest producing territory this distributor had. Lead the company in sales the following year. Focusing on customer service and satisfaction was the ticket, using the empathy I had having been on 'that side of the counter' in my previous job.

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My first retail management opportunity also created the opportunity for my first logo design. Here I was responsible for estimating, bidding and closing sales of home improvement projects in addition to the day to day operations of the small home center. Many projects required design or layout for presentation and construction, putting my drafting abilities to good use.

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After high school, I had a job for a while as a doorman on Chicago's Lake Shore Drive, and then worked at my neighborhood lumber yard. More clerking than selling here, but I did get to drive the forklift and can always claim, truthfully, that I was once a Crafty Beaver!

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In high school, I got my first retail experience at a McLellans Store, managing the Pet Department. I also worked part time at The Hobby Wheel, a local bike shop, assembling bikes. But my first sales experience had come many years before.

I was seduced by the Junior Sales Club of America ad in a comic book as a lad. The Start-Up Kit arrived as promised, and soon I was selling greeting cards door-to-door. Despite a territory limited to my neighborhood and the occasional visiting relative, I was earning my first commissions at the tender age of eight.
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